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10th Apr 2013

Circus Elephant Shot In Drive-By

Reports are coming in from Mississippi today that a circus elephant has been injured after being shot in a real drive-by shooting incident.

JOE

JOE brought you the story yesterday of a live video-bomb drive-by on the RTE news, but reports are coming in from Mississippi today that a circus elephant has been injured after being shot in a real drive-by shooting incident.

By Eoghan Doherty

Carol the Circus Elephant was resting in an enclosure minding her own elephant business when she was hit in the shoulder by a gunshot fired from a passing vehicle. Bad move criminals – elephants NEVER forget and so Carol will undoubtedly be out for revenge at some point.

Local police haven’t been able to locate the weapon used in the attack yet but they suspect that maybe the perpetrators hid the gun in the trunk. Wahey!

Thankfully, initial reports indicate that Carol is expected to make a full recovery but doctors fear that she’ll never play football again.

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