Are you still cutting your pizzas with a pizza cutter or God forbid, a knife? Then stop being an idiot and pick yourself up a pizza scissors spatula instead.

Pizza is something we at JOE feel very strongly about. We think that the eating and creation of pizza should be a painstakingly recreated ritual, followed by a night in front of the TV to savour your delicacy.

Yet too many mess up one of the most important aspects of a pizza - cutting it into perfect slices - and that's what the need has arisen for this incredible invention, which you can see below:

 

Thankfully the word 'PIZZA' can be seen, lest you confuse this with a regular scissors...

With the Be-Active Easy-slice Pizza Spatula you can cut your pizza with absolute precision (if you're right-handed, anyway), with sharp stainless blades which lodge the slice onto the handy server.

In addition to that, the scissors features an ergonomic handle for "even the thickest, fullest slice" and is dishwasher and heat proof to 210 degrees celsius. It even doubles up as a slightly wonky regular scissors if you can't find the normal one anywhere around the house.

Despite its obvious brilliance, the pizza scissors has just one review on Amazon.co.uk as of this writing, and it's possibly for the most measly reason imaginable.

"When using the gadget violent arguments may take take place due to the last slice," writes the aplty-named 'Pizza Scissors', "because when cutting there is always one slice which is smaller than the rest". What an odd complaint...

Anyway, if you feel like enjoying the most exact pizza slices you've ever had, or you want to raise this invention's Amazon rating, be sure to pick up your own at this address.