Just off camera: Felix Magath with his stick of justice.
Fulham full-back Sascha Riether has posted a picture to his Twitter account, showing him, Brede Hangeland and Scott Parker ringing season ticket holders to thank them for renewing next season.
While JOE is loathe to speculate, we’d imagine Scotty is sticking rigidly to the script, never deviating from the conversational formula, getting through his call sheet with the minimum of fuss and planning what biscuit to have on his tea break.
Me and my teammates are calling 2014/15 season ticket holders to thank them for renewing pic.twitter.com/OVyptrfMMS
— Sascha Riether (@saschariether) April 15, 2014
News just in: Scotty chose a milk chocolate digestive. There were no Jaffa Cakes left.
