Wayne Rooney was included in The Sun on Sunday’s Team of the Day despite missing Manchester United’s win over Newcastle with a toe injury.
The 28-year-old striker appears alongside Fulham’s Hugo Rodellaga, surely a close relation of Fulham’s Hugo Rodallega, in a two-pronged strikeforce in a formation that was probably picked out of a tea-stained woolly hat.
Somewhere, you will hear the sound of a lazy hack getting the b0llocking of a lifetime.
Hat-tip to Tea and Busquets (@AFCvinayak) for this.