Well, maybe Mario Balotelli would. But certainly not many footballers would pull a stunt like this.
Considering that he hasn’t yet found a club to play with for next season, one would think that former Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner would be busy trying to convince potential suitors why they should sign him in time for the new campaign.
Judging by his latest Instagram post, however, it’s not top of his priority list at the moment…
At least he’s aware of the dangers of sunburn anyway; things could have got ugly if it wasn’t for that bra.