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02nd Oct 2013

Pic: Shakhtar Donetsk serve the worst stadium food we’ve ever seen

If you’re about to tuck into your dinner then look away now.

Conor Heneghan

If you’re about to tuck into your dinner then look away now.

Standards are improving, but the average sports fan knows not to expect fine dining from whatever food they purchase while inside a stadium before, during or after a game.

Nobody, however, should have to even look at, much less attempt to eat, the piece of food that football hack Mark Ogden of the Telegraph was given in the Donbass Arena ahead of Manchester United’s Champions League clash with Shakhtar Donetsk this evening.

 

As many have suggested to Ogden on Twitter since, we sincerely hope that the piece of ‘meat’ is boiled as opposed to raw, but even still, it’s hard to avoid the consensus of most people who saw it, that it basically looks like a penis contained within a bap.

Anyway, try to enjoy your dinner after seeing this.