Your mission, should you choose to accept it audience member, is to sit through a fifth Mission Impossible film. Maybe.
By Eoghan Doherty
The rumours from Deadline are that Tom “I’d love to go on a Mediterranean” Cruise will possibly be back as IMF super-agent Ethan Hunt in a Christopher McQuarrie-helmed actioner.
Filming probably won’t start until Cruise’s hench-people locate some incredibly tall buildings for him to climb/jump off/stand atop while his locks blow in the wind and the camera pans around him 360 degrees.
This story will self-destruct in five seconds…
Nothing?
Stupid malfunctioning home-made explosive-article type thing.
Well, if you’re still there you may as well enjoy this brilliant Mission Impossible parody starring Ben Stiller as Tom Crooz…
