Yohan Kebab is a real thing now.
Le Parisien posted images this morning of the new flavours, and we were immediately reminded of Joe Kinnear’s botched attempts at pronouncing the names of Newcastle’s players during his spell as Director of Football.
‘Yohan Kebab’ was a bit special, but clearly stuck in the minds of the Paris Saint Germain marketing department when they signed the French international last January.
Yohan Cabaye isn’t the only player with his own flavour, with Zlatan nailing ‘salt’ for no reason in particular and Blaise Matuidi’s ‘onion cream’ variety turning our stomachs as we type the words out.
It’s all very well, but it’s no Zlatan burger.
