Well, it’s time to be afraid. Be very afraid.
Jeff Doyle made himself a hostage to fortune last week when he wrote the following tweet…
If Mata does come to United I will 100% post a picture of myself naked on all social media platforms.
— Jeff Doyle (@MrJeffDoyle) January 21, 2014
Well, lo and behold, one helicopter journey and lots of Sky Sports News hysteria later…
Mata deal is signed and sealed. Guess I should give you what I promised.
— Jeff Doyle (@MrJeffDoyle) January 25, 2014
…and now it has come to this (warning: while there are no dangly bits, if you had a few last night you might want to move swiftly on…)
Jeff himself told JOE:
“I am a massive Man United fan and during the week when it was announced that Man United were in talks for the signature of Juan Mata I posted a tweet saying “If Mata does come to United I will 100% post a picture of myself naked on all social media platforms.
“I decided to take it a step further and make a video of it.”
Slightly creepy as it may appear to some, there’s no arguing with the production values.
