“It’s simply not true that my goal was on purpose. I just don’t have the quality.”
Our hats go off to Talksport for the way they match up the Spanish dialogue perfectly with their subtitles, which are completely ripping the piss but stay just on the right side of plausible.
Our favourite bit is where he ‘says’ that Mourinho is using the team like goalkeepers.
http://youtu.be/sRKbDENYoMc
Hat-tip to 101GreatGoals
