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05th Aug 2013

Video: Musclebound baseball fan struggles to open a bottle of water

Proof if ever proof was needed that the screw on bottle top is mightier than the guns

JOE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qZ0iUj7kco

Proof if ever proof was needed that the screw on bottle top is mightier than the guns

If you’ve ever wondered why there’s not a bottle opening simulation weights machine at your gym, it’s because deep down the nerdlingers who did all the physics and engineering behind making those machines wanted you to embarrass your musclebound self in a public forum, just like this particular baseball fan did yesterday at a Mets game.

Despite his obvious strength, he still can’t get at the tasteless treat inside, and the humour arises from the fact that he is in much better shape than we are but also struggles to open plastic bottles in the same way we do with our weak arms.

As the commentators point out, his workout routine was obviously not right, and should have concentrated on twisting tiny lids, but instead he seems to have worked on his arms and stuff. What a loser! this video begs one simple question: “Do you even lift (the tops off bottles) bro?”.

Hat tip to Bleacher Report for the video