'With friends like these...' tweet of the day: Piers Morgan gets over England exit by claiming he's Irish
We really, really, really don't want him.
Former newspaper editor, broadcaster and professional cretin Piers Morgan isn't bothered by England's World Cup exit, as he turns his back on the country of his birth and claims Irishness.
Morgan's dad, sadly for us, hailed from County Offaly so there is truth in his claim. Not that we have to be happy about it.
Fortunately, I'm Irish. #WorldCup2014
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 20, 2014