Manchester United’s reserve goalkeeper is hoping that Rio might at least buy him breakfast.
Ah, the love that dare not speak its name between a goalkeeper and his skipper.
Anders Lindegaard will be throwing furtive glances at Rio Ferdinand during Manchester United’s clash with QPR on Sunday, before looking away coyly and giggling like a schoolgirl.
Ah, the romance of the Premier League. How we have missed thee for the last fortnight.
Cheers to Sean Gallagher for sending this into us.