It started with a right swipe…
Tinder is fairly straightforward – you meet new people and sometimes, you even get lucky.
But believe it or not, it does have naysayers… we know we saw them.
Over 56,000 people gave Tinder only a one-star rating on the Google Play store.
Here at JOE, we love solving problems, so we decided we’d take a shot at resolving the issues of those complaining.
Here goes nothing.
(We’ve removed the names, but all these reviews are 100% genuine.)
Problem #1
Real Issue: This guy doesn’t believe you can find love by having casual sex… but he’s willing to keep trying.
Solution: He writes a book about being the first cat capable of using an Android App, makes a fortune and finds ‘the one’. Simple.
Problem #2
Real Issue: A grown man is using phrases such as “super lame” and blaming a hooking-up app for his trust issues.
Solution: If Tinder could install a maturity setting to go along with their age restrictions, to avoid geniuses like this.
Problem #3
Real Issue: Too many creeps posting dick pics.
Solution: An anti-dick-pic protest could be instrumental. We can see the recruitment drive now – “Become a member by not exposing your member.”
Problem #4
Real Issue: We really have no idea what could be the problem here… he’s liked HUNDREDS of girls, like.
Solution: Hang on in there buddy, you’ll find the calming yin to your raging yang soon.
Problem #5
Real Issue: Man refuses to accept fate.
Solution: Embrace the fact that you and Brittany are meant to be.
So there you have it, problems solved.
Swipe responsibly people.
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