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22nd Jan 2016

14 hilarious moments when Cards Against Humanity was absolute filth

Paul Moore

Where’s your head at?

Everybody has one friend that’s incredibly filthy minded but ‘Cards Against Humanity’ has somehow managed to make it socially acceptable for these dirt birds to thrive.

If you’ve never played the risqué card game then you’re missing out. Basically, the rules are as follows. The black cards contain a sentence that’s loaded with innuendo and the white cards have some highly inappropriate answers.

The object of the game is to give the most depraved and hilarious answer possible. The person with the dirtiest mind always wins.

If you’re playing this game with your mates over the weekend then try and top some of these answers.

Some people are…

…terrible at parties.

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…into kinky and weird stuff.

…very unique.

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…into some strange s**t.

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…deeply religious.

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…obsessed with knowing.

…always right.

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…obsessed with their own junk.

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…enjoying their strange sex life.

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…just wrong.

…struggling with Dry January.

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…genuine movie lovers.

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…really friendly.

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…decent family people.

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Just wrong.

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