It’s not for everybody.
To quote Mr Mackey from South Park, “drugs are bad, m’kay, so, if you do drugs, you’re bad, m’kay, because drugs are bad”.
Now that we’ve established that, a young student was recently asked by their teacher to write a poem that was comprised of 16 lines of text.
It seems that the English student took more inspiration from the life of Keith Richards as opposed to William Shakespeare with this cheeky reply.
Rhyming couplets, an engaging metre and a strong vocabulary are all on display here but that’s not all.
There’s also enough ‘snow’, ‘dust’ and ‘snort’ on offer to keep even Tony Montana busy for a few hours.
We really hope that the student explained their artistic influence via this gif.
Remember that drugs are bad, m’kay.
H.T – Metro and Reddit
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