We really hope that someone has said some of these on a date…
The dating world can be hard sometimes but there are certain rules that JOE thinks most people should adhere to if they’re looking for love.
A sense of humour, a keen interest in the other person and a bit of craic are all essential.
Oh yeah, for the love of god please don’t say any of these on a first date…
“You look like my mom.” #5wordstoruinadate
— Matt Jarjoura (@jarjar2k7) January 15, 2015
I just threw up outside #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— John Gray (@MarsVenus) January 15, 2015
* Prrrrrrrrrr* “Excuse me, Did you Fart????* #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— ROYAL_BENGAL_TIGER (@Bongo_Bondhu) January 15, 2015
“Still live with my ex.” #5WordsToRuinADate
— Matt Jarjoura (@jarjar2k7) January 15, 2015
#5wordstoruinadate “there’s no need for feminism”
— laura (@blindbankers) January 14, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate My mom dropped me off.
— Bachir (@bandaidbachir) January 15, 2015
Want greatness thrust upon you? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Henry Tudor (@KngHnryVIII) January 15, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate I’m friends with your wife.
— T.J. Holmes (@tjholmes) January 15, 2015
It only hurts when peeing #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Renegade Cowboy (@Rene_gadeCowboy) January 15, 2015
Can you shave your beard? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Al (@TreyBizzy) January 15, 2015
Can I borrow some pyjamas? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Nick Hodgson (@chewdio) January 15, 2015
“I’ve decided to become celibate” (a girl actually told me this on our first date) #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Hidden Cash (@HiddenCash) January 15, 2015
Im Engaged, so, yeh, bye! #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Ov (MasterOv) (@master_ov) January 15, 2015
“Do you like Limp Bizkit?” #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 15, 2015
stop calling this a date #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Hi BeNjAmIn kirah (@benjaminkirah_) January 15, 2015
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