Behold - the 30 most right-swiped people on Tinder right now 1 year ago

Behold - the 30 most right-swiped people on Tinder right now

Tinder's most right-swiped people - as you can probably guess - are very attractive.

Look, as someone who very much like you, lives in the whole "I might not be a 10/10, or even a 8/10, but at least I've got some solid banter" camp when it comes to dating apps like Tinder, I can see how it might be frustrating to get a look at the top 30 right-swiped men and women.

Because it reveals a truth we're pretty much all aware of, but maybe also in a little denial about: that nothing really matters when it comes to right swipes and left swipes other than having cheekbones, a jawline and the body of a man who doesn't sink six pints on a Thursday night.

But here we are.

This is the reality we face as revealed by Cosmo in a brand new list of the top 30 most beautiful people in the UK, or something.

These people are attractive. They're were always going to be, weren't they?

Take David for instance:

This bloke is 34, he lives in London and works as a Revenue Control Team Leader - whatever that is.

As far as illustrations that Tinder - and indeed life - are not fair, he's a pretty good example.

While for most, topless pics are a one-way trip to left-swipe hotel, David, manages to be one of the hottest prospects in the entirety of the UK virtue of having a jawline chiselled from marble.

What's more, he even has the audacity to admit that his bio simply reads, "Midlands boy, living in the big smoke" and his killer opener on the dating app is "how are you?".

While the rest of us have to invest time in developing an interest in music, or art, or politics, or whatever else to make ourselves in someway interesting to members of the opposite sex - this guy's out there getting lucky off C&Ped "how are you?"s and, presumably, wink-face emojis.

I guess we just have to play the cards we're dealt.

Here is a selection of the rest:

You can see the whole rundown over at the Cosmopolitan website.