Video: Channing Tatum introduces the world to ‘The D**k Graze’ method of greeting your fellow man

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Funny though this undoubtedly is, we don’t know if we can really see it catching on.

It seems a generation doesn’t pass without men coming up with new, cooler ways of greeting each other. A simple handshake simply doesn’t suffice anymore, no no, it has to be a high-five, a fist-bump, a chest-bump or whatever else the cool kids are doing these days. If Channing Tatum has his way, soon a new craze known as ‘The D**k Craze’ will sweep America and the world and rather than us going into specifics about what exactly that entails, we’ll simply let Channing himself tell you, or rap to you, in the video above. If the ladies feel like they’re missing out, fret not, because Tatum’s 22 Jump Street co-star Jillian Bell is on hand to bring the fairer sex up to date on how they can do likewise by doing a t*t graze when encountering their lady friends. Cynics will point out that the video is just another chance to plug 22 Jump Street but to be fair it is pretty funny, even though we doubt whether the video’s form of subliminal messaging is likely to catch on anytime soon. Video via YouTube/Channing Tatum