For nigh on a millennium, it has been an unspoken rule that while performing specific tasks: you do not raise your gaze above knee level… under any circumstances.
Picture the scene; you’re sitting innocently in your local park and just about to tuck into your tasty banana to get in one of your five-a-day, when suddenly you lock eyes with the person sitting on the bench across from you, but it’s too late to pull out now… you have to seductively eat the banana like the giant creep you are…
Sometimes it’s just an accident, a freak occurrence like when a dog eats ice-cream with a spoon (this happens, just look below) or when Manchester United keep a clean sheet. You simply cannot predict when these strange and creepy events will happen.
Luckily our good friends over at College Humor have compiled a video showing all the moments when making eye contact with other people is incredibly weird…
We know you were doubting whether or not dogs can actually eat ice-cream with a spoon so here is the definitive proof…
Videos via College Humor and AsamdLerd.
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