The worst Christmas cracker jokes of all time have been revealed

So bad that they're genuinely amazing.

Much like a selection box, lots of food, and plenty of TV, there's one Christmas tradition that will never go away and nor should it. We all love sharing the truly atrocious jokes that can be found in Christmas crackers because, let's be honest, they're better than the inevitable dreidel, dice, cards, or miniature bowling game that you'll find as toys. On this note, a recent survey of 2,000 people by OnePoll on behalf of Currys PC World has revealed the 50 worst jokes that can be found inside of a Christmas cracker. You know, those gags that are so bad that they're genuinely great. Don't be fooled by all the eye rolling, sighing and groaning because you're bound to hear these gags over the Christmas dinner table. If you're in need of some inspiration this Christmas, these should do the trick. The top 50 worst Christmas cracker jokes ever 1. Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy 2. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker 3. What's a horse's favourite TV show? Neigh-bours 4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick 5. Why do birds fly south in the winter? It's too far to walk 6. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis 7. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive? "One day my prints will come!" 8. Did Rudolph go to school? No, he was elf-taught 9. What lies at the bottom of the sea shivering? A nervous wreck 10. Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elfis Presley 11. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve. 12. How many letters are in the alphabet at Christmas? 25 - there's no-el 13. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? Because they always drop their needles 14. What did the farmer get for Christmas? A cowculator 15. Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? They were two deer 16. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? "Can you smell carrots?" 17. Why can't a bike stand up by itself? It's two-tyred 18. What school subject are snakes best at? Hisssstory 19. What do you get if you lie under a cow? A pat on the head 20. How did Mary and Joseph figure out baby Jesus was exactly 7lb 9oz? They had a weigh in a manger 21. Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside 22. What carol do they sing in the desert? O Camel Ye Faithful 23. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence 24. What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow 25. What happened to Santa when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker 26. Who's Rudolph's favourite singer? Beyon-sleigh 27. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws 28. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper 29. What's the most popular Christmas wine? "I don't like sprouts!" 30. What does a frog do if his car breaks down? He has it toad 31. Why does your nose get tired in winter? It runs all day 32. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite 33. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barber-queue 34. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap 35. What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson 36. Why was the turkey in a band? He was the only one with drumsticks 37. What do reindeer put on their Christmas trees? Hornaments 38. What happened to the man who stole an Advent calendar? He got 25 days 39. What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack 40. What happened when Santa got stuck in a chimney? He felt Claus-trophobic 41. What has four wheels and flies? A bin lorry 42. How do snowmen get around? By riding an icicle 43. How did Scrooge win the football match? The ghost of Christmas passed 44. Why is it getting so hard to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered 45. Why was Cinderella no good at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin 46. How does Darth Vader like his Christmas turkey? On the dark side 47. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps 48. When do vampires like horse racing? When it's neck and neck 49. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited? He keeps a logbook 50. What does a football team do when the pitch is flooded? Bring on the subs