"What a happy little arrogant prick of a duck."
1. When he had some beef with ducks
https://twitter.com/mrddyer/status/254938372534050816
2. When he had photographic beef with a single duck
https://twitter.com/MrDDyer/status/380377522174570496
Even though that's clearly a goose.
3. When the anniversary of 9/11 came around
Why would Danny delete this? Who knows.
4. When he shared his darkest fear
https://twitter.com/MrDDyer/status/765495412522414080
5. When he announced his marriage in the most Danny Dyer way possible
https://twitter.com/mrddyer/status/572335471126315008
6. When he shared his nerves about getting married in the most Danny Dyer way possible
https://twitter.com/MrDDyer/status/770190990778966016
And the nation's arses flapped with you, Danny.
7. When he mused on human nature and sandwiches
https://twitter.com/MrDDyer/status/632907209249320961
8. When he gave us something to think about after Real Madrid beat Manchester United 2-1 back in 2013
https://twitter.com/mrddyer/status/309057380061159424
9. And then couldn't stop thinking about it himself
https://twitter.com/mrddyer/status/309058830694764545
Plated?
10. When he had yet more beef with birds
https://twitter.com/mrddyer/status/405233419950772226
11. When he seemed to threaten a Furby with death by explosion
https://twitter.com/mrddyer/status/378183407521759232
12. When he decided to do something constructive with his evening
https://twitter.com/MrDDyer/status/322057490588131328
13. When he watched Ratatouille
https://twitter.com/mrddyer/status/367307563962224640
14. When he said what we're all thinking about Donald Trump
https://twitter.com/mrddyer/status/674939069378527232
15. When he called Ms Dynamite a 'proper talented raving sort of a bird'
https://twitter.com/mrddyer/status/393491358553767936
I mean, he's not wrong, it's just... phrasing.
16. When he put our minds at ease over his incessant tweeting of dogs in costumes
https://twitter.com/mrddyer/status/361932006101237762
This article originally appeared on JOE.co.uk.
