It’s Tuesday.
Choo choo Tuesday.
There’s an election on today and tonight, you might not have heard. There’s also Champions League football.
But there are also movies on TV here’s the pick of the movies on TV today.
Crocodile Dundee – Film4 – 9pm
“That’s not a knife.”
Paul Hogan in the only role you know him for as he plays a crocodile poacher who goes to New York and falls in love with a journalist.
Fish-out-of-water comedy.
Zoolander – Comedy Central – 7.20pm
Ben Stiller’s best movie?
Potentially…
Keeping Up with the Joneses – E4 – 9pm
A favoured line for critics when this came out was: “This movie is not worth keeping up with.”
But for its many flaws, it will provide a reasonably fun escape without taxing the brain too much.
Jon Hamm, Gal Gadot, Isla Fisher and Alan from the hangover Zach Galifianakis star.
X-Men: Apocalypse – Film4 – 9pm
By far the worst of the X-Men movies.
White House Down – Comedy Central – 10pm
Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx get caught up in a presidential assault.
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