Here are all the movies on TV today 11 months ago

Here are all the movies on TV today

One more sleep…

Let’s not beat around the bush.

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If you’re reading this right now you are fully intent on spending most of your Christmas Eve as Santa himself surely intended, panned out on the couch watching movies.

Without further ado then, for your viewing pleasure this Tuesday, 24 December…

Strange Magic, RTÉ Two, 12.05pm

We’ll level with you, there are far better movies on this list today, so best avoid.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas, UTV, 12.45pm

He’s at it again.

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, TG4, 1.05pm

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TG4 can always be relied upon to bring something different to the table and this 1969 Maggie Smith drama won’t disappoint.

A Christmas Carol, Channel 4, 1.10pm

Yet another take on Charles’ Dickens classic, but not a patch on the Muppets version.

Toy Story 3, BBC One, 1.25pm

If you don’t cry at the finale, you are made of stone. OF STONE!

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Death on the Nile, Channel 4, 1.45pm

The 1978 mystery was good enough to prompt a Kenneth Branagh remake, which is coming next year.

One Christmas Eve, Virgin Media Two, 2pm

If you’re craving a Christmas movie, stick it on. If not, there are plenty of better options.

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Despicable Me 2, RTÉ One, 2.05pm

The second one.

Madeline, RTÉ 2, 2.20pm

One of Frances McDormand’s lesser-known roles, fine Christmas Eve fare for the kids.

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Santa Claus: The Movie, UTV, 2.40pm

A lesser-heralded but perfectly acceptable flick about the main man, starring Dudley Moore.

Frozen, BBC One, 3pm

LET IT GO!

Peter Pan, ITV2, 3pm

Nothing wrong with it at all, but probably one of the more forgettable big screen adaptations of the JM Barrie novel.

Home Alone, RTÉ One, 3.50pm and Channel 4, 5.30pm

If you haven’t done your civic duty and watched Home Alone at least once this Christmas, you have two opportunities to do so today.

Ice Age: The Meltdown, Virgin Media One, 4.10pm and E4, 8pm

So good they’re showing it twice on Christmas Eve, although reviews were average at best.

Get Santa, RTÉ Two, 4.25pm

There aren’t too many British movies about the main man, and this is a perfectly fine way to pass the best part of a couple of hours

The LEGO Movie, Sky One, 4.30pm

Great for the kids, arguably even better for the adults.

Elf, UTV, 5.15pm

If you’re not in the Christmas spirit by 5.15pm today, we suggest you turn this on immediately.

Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax, TG4, 5.20pm

An all-star voice cast take on the 2012 iteration of the children’s comic book.

Beauty and the Beast, BBC One 5.30pm

The live-action remake had a tough job living up to the original, but it does a pretty good job.

White Christmas, More 4, 5.45pm

Bing Crosby is dreaming of one, but we won’t be getting one in Ireland anyway.

Four Christmases, ITV2, 6.15pm

About three Christmases too many.

Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens – RTÉ Two, 6.20pm

The first and probably the best of the Star Wars sequel trilogy.

The Holiday, ITV2, 8pm

If only it could take a holiday from the TV schedule at this point.

Die Hard 4.0, Virgin Media One, 9pm

If you accept how ridiculous it is from the get-go, it’s a pretty enjoyable romp without ever getting close to the quality of the original trilogy.

The Pursuit of Happyness, Virgin Media Two, 9pm

An excellent lead performance by Will Smith elevates this heartwarming picture to solid 7/10 status.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Sky One, 9pm

It’s really a Thanksgiving movie more than a Christmas movie, but it’s still an all-time classic.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, E4, 9.45pm

The second part.

The Guard, RTÉ Two, 10.25pm

Brendan Gleeson plays the rude, frequently inappropriate and always hilarious Garda in arguably the greatest film to come out of Ireland in the last decade.

Dirty Dancing, TG4, 11pm

What better way to take you into Christmas Day than by re-watching this 1987 classic?

Great Expectations, BBC Two, 11.15pm

Dial it down to average expectations and you won’t be disappointed.

The Field, RTÉ One, 12.05am

‘Tis my field.

Trainwreck, RTÉ Two, 12.10am

Thoroughly enjoyable Amy Schumer and Bill Hader comedy, with one of the better sporting cameos from LeBron James.