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07th Aug 2013

Sylvester Stallone is absolutely delighted that Harrison Ford is replacing Bruce Willis in The Expendables 3

So... it turns out that Bruce Willis is expendable after all.

Eoghan Doherty

The human giant took to Twitter yesterday with all the subtlety of a bullet to the face to announce that Han Solo would now be starring in the Geriactioner instead of John McClane.

So, it turns out that Bruce Willis really is expendable after all.

Check out the two Tweets from the Italian Stallion below regarding the action franchise threequel:

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What this definitely does confirm is that it seems that Bruce Willis is continuing to fall out of favour with more and more people, especially following his recent ex-Bruce-iating and downright rude interview with Magic 105.4 while promoting his latest terrible film, RED 2.

When asked to comment on the matter, Sly simply said “Ahhhhrrarhharhahrahhahaed hahrhdhah ADRRIIIIIAAAAAANNNNNNN hahshhhhaaashahahahahrrarrrarra.”

Exactly Sylvester, exactly. We couldn’t have put it better ourselves.

The Expendables 3 is due for release in August 2014.

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