We’re pretty sure ‘The Expendables 3’ would be more suited to this particular player.
‘Boyhood’ is many film critics’ tip to win Best Picture at next year’s Oscars, and we loved it here at JOE, but when it comes to footballers who might appreciate the slow burning character study we reckon it’s probably a bit more Graeme Le Saux than this particular character…
Well that’s 164 minutes of my life I’m never going to get back!!!! #Boyhood #zzzz
— Andy Carroll (@AndyTCarroll) August 14, 2014
In fairness, big Andy’s spending so much time away from the training pitch and in the treatment room, it’s no wonder he’s branching out into a bit of film criticism.
We reckon he should stick with Jason Statham and his ilk.
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