"Father Fitzgibbon, he looked like a cup..."
With the World Cup and GAA Championships in full swing, it's very easy to forget about some of the golden sporting rules to follow. Like all Irish people, JOE has learned everything that we need to know from watching Father Ted.
1) Always look the part.
2) People will try and kick you when you're down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P-BZq3C3y4
Clip via Meatloaf Daly
3) Discipline is important.
4) Golf is a good way to relax.
5) Get the fans behind you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWm-23RSjfs
Clip via llamallama088
6) The media can be scary.
7) If in doubt... fake it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt9fbz4Djtc
Clip via M Maloney
8) Play to the whistle.
9) Know your enemy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6zdvEYTRsk
Clip via Meatloaf Daly
10) Never forget about fair play.

Follow these steps and who knows, you may be lining out in the All-Ireland or World Cup finals some day in the future...