“Won’t somebody please think of the children?!”
Hundreds of sex toys have been seen hanging from power lines in Portland, Oregon prompting laughter, photos and copulation embarrassment.
A large quantity of dildos have been spotted tied together and strung over the lines in a variety of colours.
We’re no experts on wanton acts of dildo decoration but this move seems like it has little or no logic behind it.
Perhaps this is some kind of secret message, or maybe we’re all mistaken and they’re not actually dildos at all (they are) but are actually very strange Cuisine De France baguettes that have been hung in a bid to feed the hungry bird population.
This is definitely your WTF story of the day.
Images via Twitter/@rabble and hat tip to reuters.
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