He’s expecting a hell of a week.
The Galway Races are in full swing at Ballybrit with tens of thousands of people there today and a lot more expected over the next few days.
It’s always one of the best weeks of the year, but you need to be prepared to make the most of it.
A Limerick man, who’s preferred to stay anonymous, shared his Galway survival kit on Snapchat and it’s pretty spectacular.
So, the dicky-bowed guy plans on staying cool for up to 48 hours while spending €5,000 (approx) at the bookies in between having sex at least eight times and playing snake on his burner Nokia phone.
Best of luck to him.
Hat-tip to Michael Simon.
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