The mortgage on this place must be sky high…
JOE has spent many a night in Dundalk and, as much as we always love our time in Louth, it seems that we have sadly been priced out of becoming one of the locals.
We are so upset that we are considering writing a letter of complaint to the producers of MTV Cribs.
JOE was always under the assumption that a billion Euro home would have jacuzzis in every room, lots of gorgeous cars in the garage and a helicopter resting on top of our private yacht in the lake out the back.
It seems that Doolargy Avenue in Muirhevnamor though is an exclusive haven where only the likes of Roman Abramovich and Bill Gates can reside.
The rest of us will have to look on with jealousy at this 3 bedroomed mecca which has a fully-tiled bathroom, gas central heating and is conveniently located within a short walking distance from the town centre and Dundalk IT.
The landlord clearly knows that he has an in demand property on his hands, as seen by this fairly normal hike in price.
To hell with it, JOE is getting our realtor on the phone right now and we will be making the owners an offer they can’t refuse.
Can anyone lend us a billion euro please?
HT to JOE reader Tomás Gallagher who sent this in on Twitter.
Images via – Daft
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