Now try and say that five times in a row without taking a breath…
Some sub-editors will tell you that writing an appropriate headline to a story can often be trickier than writing the story itself, but the folks at the Brighton Argus have it down to a fine art.
Their most recent effort is arguably their best effort to date, summing up a crisis amongst the Green Party in Brighton and Hove with the following sequence of words below, which may cause your tongue to twist a little, but should still be appreciated for the quality of word play at hand.
Lovely news headline… pic.twitter.com/uMFn43RXeK
— Public Benjamin (@PublicBenjamin) August 24, 2013
We shouldn’t really be surprised about the quality of headline writing in the Brighton Argus, however, particularly considering some of the genius efforts they’ve come up with in the past…
Latest Argus in Brighton headline… @changeist @justinpickard pic.twitter.com/YrguLRq8FD
— Natalie Kane (@nd_kane) July 25, 2013
Another day, yet another classic headline #Brighton #Argus pic.twitter.com/YqCW2pXKJz
— Chris Philipsborn (@Christophherr) July 17, 2013
Another cracking headline in Brighton’s Argus paper. pic.twitter.com/RbH9ARN1X6 (via @northern_lauren)
— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 4, 2013
Hat-tip: The Poke
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