And stretch…
The poor man. Say hello to Bakhtiyar Salimov. The Russian businessman was forced to call emergency services after having sex with his wife, the former Bolshoi prima ballerina Anastasia Volochkova.
According to The Metro, the man was taken to hospital suffering severe back pains after having sex with the 38-year-old former ballet star. We’ve got a stitch just thinking about it.
The amorous pair had been celebrating Mr Salimov’s recovery from a serious illness and his wife, Ms Volochkova, described their sexual stituation explaing, “Bakhtiyar just could not get out of bed. We had been for a meal together to celebrate being back together and afterwards we put our feet up on the sofa. He didn’t have any other exercise that day except for having sex twice. Afterwards the pain was so bad from his back that we called the ambulance out twice but the medication they gave him didn’t help. He can’t stand up and is currently confined to his bed.”
Our thoughts go out to you Bakhtiyar. One question springs to mind… does Anastasia have a sister?
Here’s the beautiful ballerina in action and before you ask, the answer is “no.” There is no bendy sex contained in the footage below…
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