Steady on there missus.
We love a bit of nookie here in JOE… Okay, not while we are actually in JOE Towers, but you know the lads from JOE, we all like a bit of nookie.
OH FORGET IT, YOU KNOW QUITE WELL WHAT WE MEAN! Sex.
Anyway, a woman in Dubai has filed for divorce claiming her husband is unable to satisfy her sexual needs.
The lady in question is looking to have sex 2-3 times PER DAY and the husband claims he is only able for 3-4 times a week.
The husband apparently told the woman to get some medical help, but she replied that it was he who needed the help.
Listening to the lady’s reason for divorce proceedings the court said she was being unreasonable and did not have grounds for divorce.
She countered that if her husband is unable to satisfy her needs, he should grant her the divorce.
The husband is now undergoing medical trials on the court’s orders to determine whether he is fit enough to satisfy the woman.
Maybe he just wants to be held and told he’s loved and doesn’t want to be treated like a piece of meat?
Women, they’re all the same! One track minds the lot of them!
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