WATCH: World Pool Masters competitor gives bizarre post-match interview
"I have a pen. I have an apple."
There's not a lot to be said about this interview that Naoyuki Oi gave to Sky Sports following his win in the World Pool Masters that will place him in quarter finals later this year.
To be fair, he does warn the interviewer that he doesn't have a huge amount of English to work with, but that doesn't stop him from giving himself a big congratulatory roar, and then going on to quote lyrics from a viral Japanese music video.
Clip via SportingMoments
And if you're interested at all, here's that music video. It is bizarrely earworm-y, so consider yourselves warned...
Clip via Ultra Music