The first day of April is essentially a day of mass paranoia as we all try to figure out what’s real and what’s fake.
April Fools’ Day is the one day a year where corporations are open about their deception of us all and try their best to pull pranks on customers – even if they don’t always work out too well.
We’ve become so jaded by the whole process that even when good news arrives, our natural instinct is to assume it’s fake.
But when life gets you down, there’s always one reliable thing you can turn to: porn. At least that’s what we thought until someone alerted us to the recent re-branding of one of the internet’s most popular collections of filthy videos.
That’s right, on April 1, 2016, Pornhub became Cornhub – a place for vegetable enthusiasts of a particular kind to pop up their most amaizing clips of everyone’s favourite cereal.
Sure, some of the videos are a bit grain but everyone knows that it’s not the simulation to your eyes, rather the pleasing your ears, that is the kernel of any corn video.
Still we wouldn’t suggest you go visiting the site while at work or in the company of others, as the corny links you see may send you to some videos featuring cobs of a different kind.
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