Being Kolo: The mockumentary of Liverpool defender Toure 8 years ago

Being Kolo: The mockumentary of Liverpool defender Toure

Kolo Toure has had a decent start to his Liverpool career. Two games, two wins and most importantly two clean sheets. And he could become a Hollywood star. Kind of.

After turning in another polished performance against Christian Benteke on Sunday, Liverpool fans are really warming to the ex-Arsenal man, and this mockumentary has been created for the the fake film, 'Being Kolo'. All out of love we have no doubt.


With appearances from the likes of Michael Schumacher, Zinedine Zidane, Andrea Pirlo, Gary Neville, Roberto Mancini and his own brother, it looks at the somewhat fictitious life and times of the Ivory Coast man, including a dramatic car-chase after breaking out of jail. We must have missed that at the time.

Here is what you can expect.

Thankfully they managed to get one of the finest sibling chants football has ever witnessed into the clip.

Hat-tip to 101greatgoals.