Suppose this is one way to express your love.
Jermain Defoe heads for Toronto FC at the end of February, becoming the highest paid player in Major League Soccer (MLS) in the process, and the Canucks have taken to the pint-sized striker in a very strange way indeed.
Now, we doubt that the arrival of an ageing centre forward with one Premier League goal to his name would have quite this effect in a country where hockey rules all, but we’re very cynical like.
As you well know.
