Ex-Arsenal defender Lee Dixon denies ownership of Hooty McOwlFace, the best named owl of all time

That headline obviously requires a little bit of context for those who haven’t a clue what’s going on and we’ll be glad to provide it.

If, like us, you were randomly scanning the Internet for something to have a good chuckle at yesterday, you may have come across the picture below of the best named owl, nay bird, of all time.

Lee Dixon knows how to name a fucking owl: pic.twitter.com/Yhz2JUFvUU — Modern Toss (@modern_toss) October 10, 2013

  As you’ll see above, the owl was allegedly adopted by someone by the name of Lee Dixon, leading everyone to put two and two together to make five and automatically assume that is was ex-Arsenal and England defender Lee Dixon. Unfortunately, having obviously received a lot of correspondence on the matter, the current ITV pundit last night denied that it was in fact him who owns the owl and while you may not give a hoot about the matter, we think it’s imperative that the rightful Lee Dixon is found and given some sort of award as soon as possible.

The owl is not mine!!!! — Lee Dixon (@LeeDixon2) October 10, 2013

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