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09th Oct 2014

Listen: How terrifying/exciting is this? Roy Keane reads some of the audio version of his book

We've mixed emotions concerning this latest Keano revelation.

Eoghan Doherty

We’ve mixed emotions concerning this latest Roy Keane revelation.

It seems that as well as hitting bookshop shelves today, the superstar’s new book ‘The Second Half’ is also going to be available for audio download with Keano himself reading the introduction, with Stephen Hogan narrating.

Sure, by downloading you’ll miss out on those fancy pictures in the middle of the book, but that’s a small price to pay to hear the sweet, dulcet, soothing tone TERRIFYING, POOP-YOUR-PANTS, SHIT-SCARY Corkonian voice of the ex-Manchester United captain whispering not-so-sweet nothings into your ear as you drift off to nightmare land.

Listen to the audio snippet below which was tweeted by TV3’s Tommy Martin earlier today. We’ll warn you though – make sure you have your Mammy or your safety blanket close to hand, because this is truly frightening stuff… and the man’s only talking about admin issues for God’s sake.


Eager for more you sick, sadistic b*stard? There’s also a five minute preview available on Audible. Click here to listen and download.