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Published 07:23 2 Nov 2011 GMT
Updated 03:17 1 Jun 2013 BST

The charmed life of Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has just got even more insane, as 'Super Mario' has reportedly been cheating on his own Princess Peach with a porn star.
Balotelli has apparently confessed to 32FF porn star Holly Henderson that his relationship with current girlfriend Raffaella Fico is "on the rocks", while he and Holly were spotted at Manchester's Marriott Hotel and Country Club by the Irish Sun.
"He is having the time of his life at the moment," a source told the tabloid - most likely Holly's agent, to be fair.
"He first met Holly in a club and has become infatuated with her. He has done all the running but she doesn't want to just be a notch on a footballer's bedpost."
Before we all rush to judgement, it's possible that Balotelli was just recruiting for a few 'Super Mario Kart' races at an apparently newly-built race track at his Chesire mansion, or more likely, he is attracted to large-breasted ladies, especially when he doesn't realise he's being photographed. We won't judge you Mario.

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