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7th January 2014
04:55pm GMT

Just found out where Morton acquired Gary O'Connor from. It all makes sense now... pic.twitter.com/6clwgjdscK
— Gregor Smith (@gregor1903) January 7, 2014
For absolutely no money at all, managers will get a hold of ‘the top class striker’ who has had trials at Doncaster United (where he played against Wayne Rooney…..’s cousin), does ‘all types of the goals’ and has scored in every match he has ever playsed (sic) in. What a deal!
Such a bargain does come with a catch, however, as the small print you may have missed at the bottom reads: “I’m new to the area and free most evenings so call me a I will play for you. Please to note I will not play at the back or go in goals or do rolling sub.”
The ad was posted on Twitter by Gregor Smith, whose previous tweet relates to Morton’s signature of 19-stone striker Gary O’Connor on a professional contract and Gregor is probably not the only one who feels that there’s a good chance that both events are related.
There is still hope for us all... 19-stone Gary O'Connor wins professional contract at Morton! pic.twitter.com/1WZyDum12i
— Gregor Smith (@gregor1903) January 7, 2014
So, what are you waiting for Arsene, after all, surely he has to be better than Bendtner, right? (If you’re reading Nicklas, don't worry, we’re only (kind of) joking.Explore more on these topics:

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