Welcome back Mario, welcome back…
It’s been all quiet on the bonkers Balotelli front of late, as ex-Man City striker Mario has been, for the most part, keeping his head down and banging in important goals for an under-performing AC Milan.
Speaking of Balotelli’s head… the beastly Italian striker tweeted pictures of his brand spankin’ new hair do which, if we’re being perfectly honest, looks more like a hair don’t. This new look makes us want to curl up and dye.
The elaborate mohawk, possibly designed to distract easily-confused defenders, was created by Amos, the man Balotelli describes as the “Best Barber.”
We’d have to argue with you there Mario because you clearly haven’t had your hair cut by our Jackie, who’ll sort out your short, back and sides, make you a cup of tea AND lend you her October 2007 issue of RSVP magazine to read while you get your colour done.
Thanks Jackie.
Just finished my hair Cut! Now going home to sleep! pic.twitter.com/NUnt6D0eY8
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) February 4, 2014
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) February 4, 2014
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) February 4, 2014
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) February 4, 2014
Amos!!!! Best barber! 😉 pic.twitter.com/yjzMfU7cnn
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) February 4, 2014
And here is the mohawk the right way up… we think.
