When is the match on? Is it even on? What do you want from me?
One of the many joys of playing GAA is the standard of communication you will receive from your bainisteoir. Depending on age, technical ability and general usefulness you might be lucky enough to get all sorts of plans, maps and schedules e-mailed to you, along with all manner of other bits and bobs so that the entire panel turns up at the same place at the same time.
Or you could get stuff like this unnamed player. Sent to us by someone who wishes to stay anonymous, understandably, this was the brace of texts sent out to his team by their manager this weekend.
We doubt if, and when, the game does take place he’ll have 15 on hand to put out...
