We can only imagine that the German striker lost a bet and has to go and mow his neighbour’s lawn in a nice, patterned frock.
Any other explanation is just too much for our tiny little brains to process.
Great new Thomas Muller picture! Via @_BayernFanaticpic.twitter.com/vVSqslFMdI
— 101 Great Goals (@102greatgoals) July 20, 2014
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