Wolfburg’s Junior Malanda is spending the day under the covers and not answering his phone after this.
The 19-year-old defensive midfielder was playing Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga opener and saw his shot tipped on to the bar by Manuel Neuer.
What happened next should make misfiring Chelsea striker Torres, who missed this sitter in a summer pre-season friendly, feel a whole lot better.
What makes matters worse for Malanda is the fact that Bayern held on for a 2-1 win, thanks to goals from Thomas Muller and Arjen Robben.