The look on the lad beside him says it all.
Ah, wish fulfillment. Thou art a cruel beast.
It’s a lesson JOE learned around the age of 13, when ‘gurrels’ and robbing a sip of our da’s Guinness replaced scoring the goal in the FA Cup Final on our list of life’s priorities.
Not so this gentleman, who still thinks he can get a game with the Gunners* and even brought along his captain’s armband to the match today.
No no no no no.
*Then again, with Arsenal’s injury record…
Full kit wanker spotting RT “@jrhz23: “Should I wear my captains armband?” “Yeah mate, you’ll look sick” pic.twitter.com/Inzf3QJYJu”
— Aleksandar Holiga (@AlexHoliga) September 27, 2014