If you’re like us you probably tend to try and ignore the squabblings of celebrity couples as they fall in and out of love.
We have far more important and grown up things to do like messing around on Pokemon Go on the streets of London or flying out to Spain to try and fleece Neymar at cards.
The whole Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift break up drama passed us by… until the shit completely hit the fan.
It was all fairly amicable at first. They went their separate ways and were very mature about it, like you’re supposed to when you’re a grown adult.
But then things turned very sour.
Thinly veiled tweets were fired about, lovey dovey photos of each other were wiped off Instagram, and then Swift headed off on a romantic holiday with actor Tom Hiddleston, which appeared to be wilfully broadcast to every newspaper in the Western world.
Now things have really kicked off.
It came after Swift’s people confirmed that it was actually her who wrote Harris’ song ‘This Is What You Came For.’
Harris, to be fair, seemed cool about it and was up front about the whole thing…
https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753256456711843840
Very up front…
https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753257779775668224
But then things jumped up about five notches at once…
https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753258935432294400
https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753259239863296000
Then he seemingly dragged Katy Perry into the whole thing, saying he wasn’t going to be ‘buried like Katy’…
https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753259873035399168
Perry didn’t even have to say a word in response though…
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 13, 2016
Well, almost…
Time, the ultimate truth teller.
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) May 9, 2015
He did sign off his Twitter rant on a more positive note though…
https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753260609970417664
https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/753261674145067008
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