We’ve all been this soldier.
In the blue, extremely pissed off, ‘you’re never getting outside this door again’ corner: Enya Martin.
In the red, disgustingly hungover corner: Rory’s Stories.
This goes out as a warning to anyone in a relationship – disable those read receipts on WhatsApp. Seriously. You’re entering a world of pain when she/he knows you’ve read their text and haven’t bothered responding.
“I got the ‘blue tick’ on WhatsApp, I got the ‘seen,’ I was ignored!”
Take our advice or leave it, and then enjoy this.
LISTEN: You Must Be Jokin’ with Aideen McQueen – Faith healers, Coolock craic and Gigging as Gaeilge