Once more into the movie fray, my friends.
Now, more than ever, we turn to the magic of the movies for escape.
The reliable mix of the same films shown every single week by the likes of TCM, SyFy and ITV4 alongside the occasional hidden gem on Film 4 and/or the BBC in the dead of night.
The great constant.
Let us see what Tuesday 31 March has to offer…
The Day the Earth Stood Still – Film 4 – 6.55pm
Before his career was revived by John Wick, Keanu Reeves slummed around in sci-fi remakes such as this one.
Fantastic Four – E4 – 8pm
The messy 2015 reboot that could have and should have been great. As it stands, we’re willing to slap the ‘noble failure’ tag on it.
First Blood – ITV4 – 9pm
The first Rambo movie. The best Rambo movie.
xXx: Return of Xander Cage – Film 4 – 9pm
Vin Diesel and Neymar, together at last.
Virus – SyFy – 10pm
Jamie Lee Curtis and Donald Sutherland tackle an especially energetic alien life form.
Black Sea – Film 4 – 11.10pm
Jude Law heads up a dangerous submarine heist.
Assassins – TCM – 11.30pm
Rival hitmen Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Banderas face off.
The Two Faces of January – Channel 4 – 1.10am
Evocative thriller with Viggo Mortenson, Kirsten Dunst and Oscar Isaac.
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