Not surprisingly, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.
Anyone who shares a bed with someone who talks in their sleep will know that people who do so make about as much sense as Henry Sellers after he falls off the wagon.
One long-suffering woman who’s had to constantly put up with her boyfriend’s babblings during the night decided to document the experience and the results are as all over the shop as you’d expect.
The account, @Sleep_Sayings, has been on the go for a few months at this stage, but a recent flurry of activity has earned it wider exposure on the Internet of late.
Though the following tweets make no sense whatsoever, we reckon people in the same boat as the curator of the account will find themselves nodding in agreement.
Your eyeballs smell like eyeballs
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) February 17, 2016
Aw yisssssss mother fucking apples
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) January 30, 2016
I saw you with the apple.
Whore.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) January 26, 2016
They have this sinkhole. It's pretty scary.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) December 9, 2015
There's never enough nacho cheese.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) December 4, 2015
We have to get to the sewers… Turtles…
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) October 28, 2015
It smells like fucking fish guts in here.
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) October 19, 2015
She did give her beau a chance to respond, in fairness…
I asked him his thoughts… https://t.co/LWwguOAmS4
— caitlin with sleep talking husband (@Sleep_Sayings) February 18, 2016
We preferred him when he was asleep.
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